i want you to get a ruler and measure how long the slit is.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
- By - J_walk83
I just shit myself for the first time as an adult.
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
A glowing commendation for all to see
An amazing showing.
I needed this today
To pay respects.
Innocent laughter
Can't stop seeing stars
Cool to the infinity
C'est magnifique
Let's sip to good health and good company
The process of taking a painful L
*Lowers face into palm*
Add my power to yours.
Hold up, what was that?
Beauty that's forever. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins each to the author and the community.
King
My kindergarten teacher, my cat, my mom, and you.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Are you being serious right now?
Cute but creepy
Shows the Pint Award and grants %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.
- By - Old_Distance8430
Rather than buying 10 crap gifts for 10 people, and receiving 10 crap gifts from 10 people, we should all just buy ourselves something awesome.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
- By - [deleted]
it's rough rn, but we all need a high-five!
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
A glowing commendation for all to see
- By - [deleted]
I'm a UK Environmental Health Officer - Ask Me Anything!
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- By - UKEnvHealthOfficer
It’s what you call someone larping as a cowboy or Texas ranger with the hat, belt and boots
Hey Tex!
Ziya on the curry mile. Class.
No - Ian Mckellen simply gets called love cause he’s a bit sweet
We are both 25, on £85k combined just outside Manchester. Homeowners. Married. Live very comfortably and rarely worry about money.
You played butthole roulette and you lost. So did the sofa by the sounds of it.
What is going on in your mind?
Only one of them?
I knew this was fiction from the get-go...can you imagine a BMW actually signaling
Yes. I have one. I signal all the time.
Last week I had a Beemer throw themselves across 3 lanes of motorway traffic, lose the rear in front of me halfway into the central reservation which kicked up a massive rock.... Which planted itself in my windscreen. I love BMW drivers
Are you just jealous you can’t afford one? Be honest
The point is that it is a good, nice, decent and selfless act to buy gifts for OTHER people. Why is everyone so obsessively insular these days?
It’s not selfless as there is almost always an expectation of reciprocity
Guess you’ve never heard of giving without expecting anything in return?
Some jumped up animal behaviour ‘expert’: “the bear was actually indicating that he was scared 😡”
Salary?
Huggin and a kissin dancin and a FUCKIN
Did you know that he actually got his degree from a small New York college?
The college was not that big but knew how to satisfy a mathematics student
Was it still growin?
The forest needs a bit of a trim so have at it Dustin. This comment is sponsored by Manscaped™️
I’d bring the Cheetos and the dark chocolateeeeee so that we could have a special little encounter
It’s just not her though is it mate
Seattle bareback boys
As a Reddit poster you shouldn’t even be talking to the community like this, yet you want to
So he was jackin his soft one yeh? We all agree?
Yea his smelly little mushroom
I’ve always wondered what John Kennelly was thinking as he sat his bare ass on that cold stool in a strangers house. How did he not hear Chris walk into the room? You could hear his foot steps very clearly in the video. I honestly think he wanted some sort of weird titanic when the kid took him from behind in some sort of embrace. Idk it just always confused me lol
He was enchanted and lost in the moment playing with his little mushroom
So somebody on your computer made plans to meet here and magically you show up?
Duh happens to me all the time
He can kiss the iron bar I’d love to bash him over the head with if he wants. Only thing for him.
John Pederson Construction LLC owns the rights to this photo of its employee and demands that the poster removes it from Reddit. You have 30 days to comply.
Her brother was chatting to children online trying to fuck them and had child porn on his computer yet she still stood up for him. Definition of a see you next Tuesday.
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Has that line ever worked for you before?