To not mean sex
- By - kvlyc
This thing flew into my ear and died deep inside my ear canal. It flew in I spazzed, slapped it thought I killed it and was on the ground til 30 seconds later it started buzzing again deep inside my ear. Freaked out stuck my finger way up there and then took the last 30 minutes to get it out.
- By - tiberius_danger
Kyle fest
- By - Havesomepeas
Duke Nukem Forever is the most disappointing game period
The entire point of that game was to be disappointing and they nailed it beautifully.
your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
No you are wrong, they are only driving that way because people in the left lane are not going 150mph. If nobody was ever in the left lane, and it was completely empty at all times, they wouldn't need to swerve in and out of traffic. Really it's your fault for driving the speed limit.
It is true that slower drivers actually cause more problems than the faster ones.
Aside from Mist Noble, Owl Father. That motherfucker is insane. It's an absolutely brutal fight.
Eh, just because something is considered cruel doesn't mean it's considered effective.
"violence is never the answer, but it really depends on how much violence we're talking about."
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You must be really lonely.
Asses for the Ass God!
Based 40k
I'll add to this, but it doesn't involve a dead body or someone getting seriously injured.
Cat.
Cat.
Lordsworn's greatsword. Only thing I used in my first playthrough.
John Marston.
Never knew this was a thing until today. Apparently everybody is an expert on the topic.
Well, you learned something today!
Bamboo, the most glorious plant in existence! All of my specimens are members of the Dendrocalamus and Bambusa genera, subtropical clumping varieties that grow in slowly expanding rhizome clusters. Rapidly growing with endless variety, as expected for a member of the grass family, but offering some of the strongest timber available. It’s able to stabilize soil but with a much shallower root structure than a comparably sized tree, therefore causing less damage to distant buried structures. A well maintained grove can give construction quality timber every single year within 5-7 years of planting, or provide a perennial source of edible shoots or livestock fodder far more quickly. In hurricane prone regions such as the one in which I reside, the canes can flex in the wind and won’t drop giant limbs that can cause serious damage like a tree.
Isn't bamboo also a ridiculously invasive species?
So are humans
And, believe it or not, goats.
Ant be like:
STOP
I feel like I see people tell others that swearing is allowed/there are not filtered words on Reddit at least twice a month.
Yeah, I call it out when I see it. Like you're already saying the word. So just say the fucking word.
Nah, it’s on par with 4chan nowadays.. and that’s f*cking sad.
Just say fucking.
and not Michael III. Schischman Assen, Czar of Bulgaria from 1323-1330
Too soon, man. Too soon.
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James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron IS James Cameron
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It's okay to laugh at things sometimes, ya know.
I actually went to high school with this guy. He's still around.
The soldier or the kid who drew the picture?
The soldier.
You know, someone can reference snu snu on here without someone following with that quote, right? Like, you don’t have to do it.
Let people have fun, ya doink. This is a public forum.
Oh man thank you so much for this. I consider myself somewhat of an elder statesman of memery since I'm old now but I had never seen this interview.
You aren't alone!
You're not ready.
I need an explanation!
Iliya Savosin
That is some insane shit.