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  1. I got laid at a chess tournament. Asked me back to her hotel room and we drank then played strip chess. Cute girl, very petite, rated 2100, was better than me at chess. I ended up completely naked before taking a game off of her. Then we had fucking amazing sex.

  2. Also people project their fantasies and assume the participants of said 3 some are all attractive, when in actuality its redditors so……

  3. You've got to slap your knees as you stand up and say: "Well, thanks for cumming over"

  4. If I’m doing an awkward shuffle I’m probably trying to get an air bubble out of my vag

  5. Can I make a suggestion, you both meet up and get it at the same time….

  6. For you it is the biggest bank crisis in your lifetime...

  7. so they lost 132.5billion... who won?

  8. Why would have bought puts on nvidia lol. Please let me known your next trade so I can do the opposite

  9. three options: nothing happens, something good happens, or something bad happens

  10. Feel better man… make sure to tuck those puts in before you pass out.

  11. Warm up your hands. Brush your teeth and assume the position behind a near-by Wendy's.

  12. Well Based on my multiple advanced degrees, it’ll go either up or down, just like your mom last night

  13. “So if we stop fucking them, then we can start buttfucking them”-

  14. Based on what? Everyone keeps saying this but we still go higher, poor earnings, cpi, still going up

  15. You'd have a better chance of scratching a tiger's nuts and not get scratched than getting a direct answer out of Fidelity

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