I got laid at a chess tournament. Asked me back to her hotel room and we drank then played strip chess. Cute girl, very petite, rated 2100, was better than me at chess. I ended up completely naked before taking a game off of her. Then we had fucking amazing sex.
The. Best. Thanks Gherk! 👊👊👊👊👊
I got laid at a chess tournament. Asked me back to her hotel room and we drank then played strip chess. Cute girl, very petite, rated 2100, was better than me at chess. I ended up completely naked before taking a game off of her. Then we had fucking amazing sex.
4D chess move
Also people project their fantasies and assume the participants of said 3 some are all attractive, when in actuality its redditors so……
I damn near had a threesome… just needed two more people
You've got to slap your knees as you stand up and say: "Well, thanks for cumming over"
You win
If I’m doing an awkward shuffle I’m probably trying to get an air bubble out of my vag
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Me - googles cronyism
Me… waiting to see what the answer is 👀👀
Can I make a suggestion, you both meet up and get it at the same time….
Now Kith
One of us one of us
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For you it is the biggest bank crisis in your lifetime...
Or a Monday
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Yet… here you are… crying like a little beeatch
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so they lost 132.5billion... who won?
So far….
Thanks Gherk… 2nd
Why would have bought puts on nvidia lol. Please let me known your next trade so I can do the opposite
Because it’s overpriced you regard… you def belong here
three options: nothing happens, something good happens, or something bad happens
Anyone try unplugging it??
Feel better man… make sure to tuck those puts in before you pass out.
Dat ass tho
Warm up your hands. Brush your teeth and assume the position behind a near-by Wendy's.
Still has a week… double down
Banana Jack …. Shine
Well Based on my multiple advanced degrees, it’ll go either up or down, just like your mom last night
As was foretold
Go all in and see
No other way
“So if we stop fucking them, then we can start buttfucking them”-
If you can’t fuck them in one hole, fuck them in another
I never had interest either but one night, not long ago, I had a couple edibles...
Go on….
Can confirm, I was the dick.
Can confirm… I was the fly on the wall
Based on what? Everyone keeps saying this but we still go higher, poor earnings, cpi, still going up
S.L.D.
When in doubt , change the definition or policy 🤣
Don’t threaten CPI with a good time
You'd have a better chance of scratching a tiger's nuts and not get scratched than getting a direct answer out of Fidelity
Don’t threaten me with a good time
I’m a -98% guy
I’m a 2” guy… but who’s counting?👀