1. That's what the horn sound was for.

  2. I would straight up punch that guy in the dick so hard he won’t ever be able to have kids.

  3. It’s because of all those stinking Capulets. lol

  4. At least I am not the only one who has to touch the blep.

  5. 🎶Nobody knows the troubles I’ve seen… No understands my sorrow.🎶 Just needs a little tin cup for the scene to be complete. Lol

  6. I think the grey one’s pea got a little rattled in its head. Lol

  7. My sister has two Dachsunds. I would never fuck with those dogs.

  8. I have two dachshund, both have taken on coyotes by them selves. They came back fine only covered in blood. It wasn’t their blood.

  9. None of the above actually, she’s just chilling

  10. It’s what we call arresting b!tch face. Lol

  11. Most Witch's bottles are for protection and not negative

  12. Do you like people assuming you're an idiot incapable of performing something like fixing a computer?

  13. I don’t think you are getting the point of the meme. They used computer, but they could have said ‘change a lock’, ‘change a tire’, ‘woodwork’, ‘plumbing’ etc., etc. just as easily. It is just to highlight how condescending guys get when they see a woman accomplish something without, the big he man’s help. It’s exhausting…

  14. They said if you don't show up today, don't bother showing up on Monday.

  15. That was exactly my thought. But being suspended for 7 days, hey don’t tempt me.. lol

  16. this should be part of the national dem platform and a consistent talking point for anyone running for office - end the fucking cap, it is ridiculous - simply and completely ridiculous

  17. Naw, the democrats are in the pocket of the rich, just as much as republicans

  18. Same way they turned anti-fascism into Antifa. 🙄

  19. 🎶I’m a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle….🎶. Lol

  20. This reminds me of the short story by Kurt Vonnegut, Harrison Bergeron, first published in 1961. It talks about implanting devices in people's brains and handicapping them with weights and prosthetics to keep everyone equal and productive. Those smart enough to question this policy are plagued with screeching inside their heads by the devices to make them forget that there is something wrong. A whole population is controlled voluntarily.

  21. I remember reading that story in high school literature class. It scared the shit out of me. My lit teacher made a joke that this would never happen and now here we are.

  22. This is some next level evil shit!! Are they going to start putting us all in work camps. Like they are not even hiding the fact they are trying to turn us all into slave.

  23. I refuse leaflets when they are offered to me. If they become too persistent, then I either take and do like others on here have mentioned. Tear it up in front of them, and throw it away in the nearest trash can or if I am feeling testy, I explain that their stupid leaflet will in no way, ever ever change my mind, and they are wasting their time. If they continue to harass me I call the police.

  24. I saw a video the other day of an Ukraine farmer stealing a Russian tank with his tractor. It is hilarious!

  25. Llamas are good at deterring dogs. As in they will kill a dog if it gets in their territory. Also you don’t have to worry about them eating your chickens.

  26. It’s snowing so all 6 of my cats are in the house. I put a bunch of boxes out so they all have places to sit. It keeps the natives here from getting restless. Lol

  27. Hey now! Any landing you can crawl away from, is a good landing. Lol

  28. Maybe he is just flexing in front of the mirror…. Or he is the village idiot. It could go either way. Lol

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