I can’t define pornography but I know it when I see it.
When you follow your heart, love is the answer
- By - JPeezer909
Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) Alert! CFTC proposes (OPEN for comment) to continue collecting information required under both the Final Rule and the Aggregation Rule to establish limits on speculative positions, to prevent the harms caused by excessive speculation. More details inside.
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- By - Dismal-Jellyfish
Anon would like address confusion he sees regarding swaps on superstonk, didn’t have enough karma to post
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
I'm in this with you.
An amazing showing.
Let's sip to good health and good company
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A golden splash of respect
Can't stop seeing stars
A smol, delicate danger noodle.
When a thing immediately combusts your brain. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.
- By - bamariani
CFTC Alert! Special filing with Federal Register: CFTC submits notice for door meeting this year via the Sunshine Act for 8:00 a.m. on TODAY. Matter to be considered: Matters relating to the Commission’s retention of outside counsel. Ummm, why do they need a lawyer?!?!?!
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Cake direct to face

- By - Dismal-Jellyfish
If not Bill, How many Hedge Fund Managers use this loophole to claim you “don’t short stocks” but rather “short ETFs containing said stocks”, for example XRT containing GME & being shorted into oblivion? And why do many publicly switch to “Long-Only” like Gabe at Melvin Capital & Citron Research? 🧐
- By - WoochTAK
On March 12, 2021 Archegos asked Credit Suisse to extend the tenor of its swap portfolio for a period of two years. Credit Suisse renewed these swaps for two years. Two years later Credit Suisse needs to be bailed out. (4 Images)
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The treasure at the end of the rainbow. Gives the author 800 Coins to do with as they please.
- By - RL_bebisher
The IRS can s my d.
I laughed way too hard at this. Thanks. See you in hell.
How do I comment on these? Any tips for what to include in my comment?
Here you go! Dave Lauer made it super easy! Just follow his instructions.
Why GME?
Together we will make a difference.
Why not both?
Have you learned nothing?
I am over 18+ sign me up!
Fear mongering. She could have mentioned decentralized finance and self custodial digital wallets are a way to avoid CDBCs. But why would the media start informing the public now?
The CFTC is literally hiding data and refusing to take any enforcement actions. They issued a no action relief on swap reporting for 12 consecutive years with no future plans to address the problem. They said this in one of their recent statements. They had one job and still refuse to do it. All authority should be stripped away from the CFTC since nothing they do or say is no longer taken seriously by anyone. I no longer recognize them as a regulatory agency. And a massive F*CK YOU to Rostin Behnam for his involvement with FTX and receiving the largest donation directly from Sam Bankman-Fried. How he is still the fucking Chairman is absolutely bonkers. Everything the CFTC does now is not taken seriously whatsoever.
Wait, did Payne really call portnoy a little bitch on live TV?!?! How did I miss that?!?! 😂🤣😭
Because he paper handed and complained. It wouldn't have mattered anyways because he invested in popcorn stock 🤣
Why GME?
This is a long lost Superstonk hype video. Please don't remove it. It was uploaded in it's original form.
This is old news for those suffering from deja vu.
In all seriousness do we have an official number for how many times they've defaulted?
All I know is someone is on the hook to buy a shit ton of shares.
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I keep hearing about Elden Ring. Is it that good? I normally stick to Rocket League and Fortnite unless something amazing comes along like a new Elder of Scrolls game. Congrats on the PS5! I love mine so much! I wasn't expecting such a noticeable over my old PS4 pro!
Kept earing about it as well, that's why I bought it! What rank are you on RL?
I made Grand Champ in Season 14 back when I played competitively in RSC. Now I'm hover between C1 and C2.
Because the CFTC are a bunch of fucking criminals.
It's pretty amazing how they still haven't learned anything from this.
No one ever does because nobody knows except us. It's in the documents but all people read are headlines. No article I've seen makes the connection. Even Jake Tran doesn't know which is sad. He put out an entire video on the fall of Credit Suisse and doesn't mention it at all. We are on our own.
Exactly.
That's most likely the "at fair value" price and not the "the world is fuk'd" price.
According to this article:
Nice find!
Credit Event on Mar 29, 2023?
I can not fucking wait!
That's funny because a casino pays the winner.
The Fed sure is doing a lot of pilot programs lately. And I'm not touching any of them. Ever.
The DTCC has a freezer?
Ohhhh I get it!
These are centralized exchanges. They are the problem with crypto. Selling shit they don't have.
All I know is towel stock is not the play and it never will be. Why people are investing in it is beyond me. Let's assume GameStop acquires it, GameStop becomes a juggernaut powerhouse, not the towel company. The acquisition would be solely for GameStop purposes, not the other way around. Add to this the fact that the majority of retail investors avoided this stock. Hell, there are more people invested in popcorn than this stock. There is no way retail will ever control of the price movement even if it does squeeze. Like I said, hardly anyone here is in it and most know to avoid it, especially now that GameStop has a proven it's future is unmatched to any other company. Why chase limited gains when you can have infinite gains with GameStop?
I doubt anyone was in towel for the long play, it was a squeeze play due to the high short interest, 120% of FF. Dilution and mismanagement has killed that play though lol.
True.