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Net positive earnings for 2023

👀 F5

My covered calls already up 50%.

Any proof of "market Makers pricing in 27% downside" or are you pulling this out of your ass?

I can neither confirm nor deny that the French loan is in the room with us now.

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I've been laying low and holding. Is there an earnings call tomorrow or just an earnings post? I miss the calls and hearing about French loans 😔

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That glass can flow over a time frame of a couple hundred years and "that's why old windows have more glass at the bottom". That's not true. Glass at room temperature has a practically infinite viscosity.

Why does Ryancohen.com go directly to apple.com? Did I miss a post about this?

He owns a huge stake in Apple, and who runs that website anyway?

True. I would have thought it would point towards RC investments, GME, etc., but you're right. It very well could be owned by a rando!

Power hour back to green.

+6.66% 😊

Trying to rip!

Stonks only go up.

At a Chinese Restaurant and my coworker asked for General Toes. I still laugh about it to this day.

I've gotta good feeling. A real good feeling.

$15.40 is still a deep fucking value.

Put down your pencils. It's time for earnings!

I'm currently lubricating my F5 button

Oooooo they do be trying!

This is exactly what happened last week. Spike up day followed by spike down day. Chart is identical. Algos gonna algo

I want a face melting rip to $69,420

I might be regarded but I can't even figure out how to upvote the daily on the reddit app. I used to use BaconReader until reddit pooped on their own dick.

Straight. Up.

Breaking news: shorts are fuk.

Ready to keep fuk'n hedgies

Good afternoon gentlemen, looks like we're doing a small tick to the upside today?

Lot of volatiltities with GME the last week... Something spicy is going on!

80k buy candle at 10:17 (10% of daily volume so far) moved the ticker $0.00.

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This isn't the first time I've seen this joke on reddit in the past week...

$13.37 is cool, but $800.85 would be tits

This dance is called the Afternoon Walkdown

Only like 3 weeks from earnings report. 👀

Headphones up nearly 20%. Sus.

Sure would be nice to not be stuck in a basket with an absolute trash company with a shit CEO. The fact that two unrelated companies follow each other's ticker really grinds my gears.

I mean, why wouldn't it go straight down at opening?

Sub-$4B market share. You serious Clark?

What's the approximate date of our earnings call? Anyone have any good guesses?

You can buy in at $8/share lower than the CEO. What a fucking steal.