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How TDA is handling splividend. They didn’t receive shares and blame GME for the confusion.

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When you follow your heart, love is the answer

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

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Thank you stranger. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

A golden splash of respect

I'm in this with you.

A glowing commendation for all to see

This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

Can't stop seeing stars

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

Add my power to yours.


That's a BREACH! - FUCK YOU MAX PAIN!!! (Now lets see if we can hodl it!) LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!! 💪

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A smol, delicate danger noodle.

Can't stop seeing stars

That's a little funny

Just seeing what's going on

An amazing showing.

Let's sip to good health and good company

I'm in this with you.

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you follow your heart, love is the answer

When you come across a feel-good thing.

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Gamestop Statement about Stock Split in the form of Dividend

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Can't stop seeing stars

That's a little funny

You officially endorse and add your voice to the crowd.

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

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Cute but creepy

Everything is better with a good hug

YAAAAAAAAAAASSS.

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Stop, chill, relax

Not an upvote, not a downvote, just an in-the-middle sidevote.

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

When the love is out of control.

When you follow your heart, love is the answer

Extra life

That looks so good

Beauty that's forever. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins each to the author and the community.

Baby Snoo is back and cuter than ever

For love at first sight. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

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2000 IQ

He do be dancing though

When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.

An amazing showing.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

I'm buying what you're selling

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I can't help but look.

You look amazing, glowing, incredible!

Shows the Computersharing Is Caring Award and grants %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.

OBJECTION!

Cool to the infinity

You made me UwU.

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Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

I needed this today

Let's sip to good health and good company

Thank you stranger. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

I'm catching the vibration

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

Shows the Jacked to the Tits Award and grants %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.

When something new and creative wows you. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

Did somebody say 'Murica?

I'm in this with you.

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Listen, get educated, and get involved.

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This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

Gives 700 Reddit Coins and a month of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Party time, shower them with sparkly paper

When a thing immediately combusts your brain. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

Shows the Superstonk Award and grants %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.

Add my power to yours.

Shower them with laughs

Well, are you?

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Give the gift of %{coin_symbol}250 Reddit Coins.

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A golden splash of respect

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The treasure at the end of the rainbow. Gives the author 800 Coins to do with as they please.




When the River Runs Dry

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C'est magnifique

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A smol, delicate danger noodle.

I'm in this with you.

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When a thing immediately combusts your brain. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

For an especially amazing showing.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

An amazing showing.

The treasure at the end of the rainbow. Gives the author 800 Coins to do with as they please.

Let's sip to good health and good company

Can't stop seeing stars

I'm catching the vibration

Thank you stranger. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

Shows the Pickle Rocket Award and grants %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

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A glowing commendation for all to see


Unpopular PSA:

When you come across a feel-good thing.

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Shows the SUPERDIAMONDGRIP Award and grants %{coin_symbol}200 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.

A glowing commendation for all to see

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

I'm in this with you.

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Listen, get educated, and get involved.

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

An amazing showing.

A golden splash of respect




Name a more useless trio

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A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

Can't stop seeing stars

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When you come across a feel-good thing.





Do you understand yet?

Let's sip to good health and good company

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Can't stop seeing stars

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So far...

When laughter meets percussion

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When you come across a feel-good thing.

An amazing showing.

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A smol, delicate danger noodle.

I'm buying what you're selling

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Pre-market run tomorrow?

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Prayers up for the blessed. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

Let's sip to good health and good company

When you follow your heart, love is the answer

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I'm catching the vibration

Shows the Jacked to the Tits Award and grants %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.

For an especially amazing showing.

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

A glowing commendation for all to see

Can't stop seeing stars

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I'm in this with you.

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

When you come across a feel-good thing.


This is a big deal for mass adoption.

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Can't stop seeing stars

I'm in this with you.

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When you follow your heart, love is the answer

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When you come across a feel-good thing.



Orders aren’t filling. Even when I put over the ask. They are fuked.

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When a thing immediately combusts your brain. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

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An amazing showing.

This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

When you follow your heart, love is the answer

2000 IQ

Shower them with laughs

I'm in this with you.

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*Lowers face into palm*

Can't stop seeing stars

That was fun, but I'm glad to be back

Add my power to yours.

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Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

A golden splash of respect

Are you being serious right now?

Listen, get educated, and get involved.

I'm buying what you're selling

When laughter meets percussion

You got me stone faced

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C'est magnifique

Laugh like a supervillain

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I'm catching the vibration

Everything is better with a good hug

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That's a little funny





Hester Pierce and the SEC have guaranteed a scorched earth MOASS for us.

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When you follow your heart, love is the answer

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A golden splash of respect

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I'm in this with you.

I needed this today

Let's sip to good health and good company

A sense of impending doom

When you come across a feel-good thing.

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  1. Wait, computershare also lists the divide as Stock split.

  2. Finally, a real screenshot that demonstrates how to track this oneself. Thnx.

  3. I don't think we should be making the brokers out to be the victim either...

  4. Working for a criminal makes you a criminal. Ignorance is convenience. When "good" people work for bad people they empower bad people further and thus contribute to their power, enabling them to do worse.

  5. Now we watch Kenny's plane galavant around the globe, soliciting bitcoin margin collateral from Saudi Despots, Russian Oligarchs, Chinese organ smugglers, and all other sorts of arms dealers, human traffickers and such. BC no one in their right minds would give this man more money now.

  6. Guess I will drs some more. Fuck u fidelity and tda.

  7. Whoever makes Gherk's covers i brilliant sometimes. This one is impressive.

  8. Like I said Tesla squoze because Kenny Boi is big Elon fan and Citadel probably helped the Tesla squeeze happen. Comparing Tesla to GME is not accurate, Tesla is what happens when you have a market maker helping you squeeze. And lastly Cathie Woods Tesla to 4k had nothing to do with value, she was probably clued into the squeeze potential.

  9. I knew it, we're missing momentum funds who moved hundreds of millions of $$$ individually during the sneeze period to cause perturbations against the liquidity flooders. Very well funded singular hits are needed at precise times to blow a damn out. Help me obi wan Kenobi pickle!

  10. I've seen this said so many times yet I would swear most of the huge trading and holding at that time was momentum funds so those options weren't retails to exercise. Afterward someone chilled out momentum funds and it was left for retail to clean up the leftovers. It's a romantic notion but I don't think retail itself was really holding those options en masse to exercise and the funds that were are fellow market riggers so they just dropped their end after selling shares at multiples of cost , cashed out and split.

  11. It's probably because of that nft related to 9/11 and now they gotta put in safeguards because someone trying to discredit their market

  12. I can name one: whoever voted the elected officials in that selected them.

  13. Looks nice to me, has a Mario SNES pixelation style to me

  14. I read that as "proof of ownership of titties"

  15. It seems like some people (RC, Paulte, Elon, etc) are very, very angry and toward short sellers and may want to completely crush them.

  16. Seeing as tho Citadel's calls in Tesla exceed it's puts I'm not sure. I honestly think Kenny boi loves Tesla and I saw a video (I'd have to search) we're he said he knows Elon.

  17. Yup, that's called voting as I understand it.

  18. Tesla is squeezing at the moment, GME is more primed more shorted more everything and still taking a fkn dip… does this 800% change anything at all?

  19. Why do I always think Citadel banks on Tesla? Something about those Call options.

  20. I understand these articles. You invest $10 with them, at a peak your $10 became $1000. You didn't sell at the peak, it goes down to $500, then news: black rock loses 50% of clients money. It's just msm bs pieces, when you market rig you decide when the market goes up or not. Between black rock, citadel, state street and vanguard they can practically singlehandedly decide bear market or bull market.

  21. We all have options, like, should i buy more? Should I work a double at Wendy's? Or should I help my wife find a boyfriend, among a few...

  22. Lol yes. Those bugs were holding your tendies back

  23. I think 3 needs to be stated and underlined. He’s not doing it to fuck the shorts (that’s just a wonderful, delicious byproduct) he’s doing it to thank the shareholders.

  24. I deserve thanking. You're welcome.

  25. Bouncey, this guy understands me. I always thought that was just a word I made up as a kid.

  26. It's important to note Tesla has citadel on it's side. I saw Kenny boi interview where he said he knows Elon.

  27. Honestly this is why you don't hire or elect the high quality people into politics, they just figure out sophisticated ways to fuck people over using non-elected apparatus. I want the law revised and I will be the first to put a 16 year old as President just to fuck the whole system over. The whole Congress will be an elementary class ruled by a baby.

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