So i can't claim the child because it's not a person, but my wife can't abort the child, because *checks notes* it's a person...
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Did somebody say 'Murica?
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Ryan Cohen on Twitter: š„
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Young black police graduate gets profiled by Joshua PD cops (Texas). He wasn't having any of it!
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Bitcoin Breaks Down $20K: Now Below 2017ās Previous All-time High
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What famous person died too soon?
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Lesser-known sibling to "Airplane!" - 1984's "Top Secret!" with Val Kilmer
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Wind power meets and beats Denmarkās total electricity demand ā two days in a row
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Iāll see you guys at the food shelter or Wendyās behind the dumpster
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trying to set up a dummy facebook account to register an account and after email, captcha, and mobile confirmation it asks me for this
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I'll deliver it to you for free
No mailing, I'll want it delivered by hand.
A wizard's Dong is never late. It arrives exactly when it's supposed to.
At dawn, look to the front gates. Or was it rear?
Wait until you find out they don't actually have to protect you:
To Serve and to Prote... oh protect is out now? What does the Serve alone stand for then, must be for serving a warrant before entering your home. Oh wait.
"However, that recession will be transitory" /s
Still kinda dramatic headline, because in beginning of 2017 BTC was trading under 1k.
Didn't even snap a close-up photo. Wasted opportunity.
Interesting how China is the sole outlier here.
There was a reason for that. Only market where day trading is not allowed, cannot buy and sell the same security during same day. So the theorized intraday algorithmic trading causing that anomaly is not seen in Chinese stocks.
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Heās not actually expecting that much. Heās just asking for some batshit insane amount so Musk will settle out of court for a few million.
The American way
Remember that $35k electric car that was promised 5 years ago now?
You can't really ignore the runaway inflation when looking at all this. $35k five years ago is nothing like today.
I started reading Pratchett after this came up in a similar reddit post a year ago. Just started my seventh book and it's Reaperman. Hadn't read a book in 10 years. Thanks Reddit and Sir Terry.
His books are the rare ones that I from time to time read again, and again.
"All right. We'll call it a draw."
when Lambo?
You guys have cars?
My brother and I loved this movie growing up. I think anyone who likes Naked Gun would like this too.
Gotta chime in the Police Squad! TV series Naked Gun is based on.
The TV show was great! Found it online at one point, but it may have been pulledā¦
Was it in color?
That's why I always punch the waves when I'm at the beach. Doing my part to help.
I sometimes swallow sea water. Then pee it on land. Doing my part.
TBF, there's nothing saying he isn't a lumberjack of 35 years. Your dream can still be true.
He's a lumberjack an he's OK, he cuts down trees and he works all day.
Imagine their faces when they find out
Come out with it OP. Bring in friends to help explain, if needed.
Relevant, I guess:
Someone said further up in the thread that itās not enough to have solid evidence. You need to sway public opinion, too. That could be difficult where Agent Orange is concerned. People arenāt rational when it comes to him. Someone online, or Fox will say that the footage was doctored or fake, etc.
If you think any of these people are scared of committing crimes or repercussions you clearly havenāt been paying very close attention.
They are not scared about committing crimes. They fully believe they are doing the right thing.
Thatās not how it works⦠is this seriously what apes expect? Thatās extremely dumb if they do. If you borrow a share, a split is not gonna double your obligations. Naked positions is a myth that needs to die.
Not a simple split, but a stock split dividend. Like what Tesla did last time.
Yea that doesnāt change anything, one share produces one share. It doesnāt change anything about what someone is borrowing. Can you explain to me what the mechanism by which this split creates a squeeze is?
Rehypothecation
I remember when this dumb shit used to get you 10k upvotes on the other sub
But but, he is a Doctor
Schrodinger's Default.
Dr. Schrodinger
The inverse Cramer has spoken.
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You have nothing to worry about, if you have nothing to hide /s
Totally agree.
Ah well, I guess you could start outbidding the monopoly lobbyists.
Go to almost any "Town" beach on the US East coast: Cape Cod, Rhode Island, etc. and you will see "Resident Sticker Only" parking areas.
Do you have to speak American to park there?
Isnāt that the dream?
I thought the dream is to have a happy home and family, to have it all.
That is āThe Dreamā but not the āAmerican Dreamā
So what's that then? From watching movies and TV I thought it was what I said. To have it all as a family.