The SEC is a joke. For some perspective, Swedish authorities fined the broker Nordnet 1% of their revenue recently, for ONE case of allowing a customer to take a small naked short position.
Home from work, bong ripped, capsule popped. Doesn't look like a moass kinda day, hopefully next week. Baseball playoffs this weekend. Hopefully their bats are alive and they can advance to next weekend. Have a great weekend everyone!
You know it really doesnβt matter at all, but watching Goldman Sachs go under 300 is kind of cool. Been watching banks for awhile and after 1.5 years it finally goes under 300, does it matter? No but itβs interesting to watch happen
damn that's some serious red, worldwide, except China for some reason beyond my understanding, our beloved shtonk is behaving very gently compared to the broader market :)
yup, the big difference is that in 1981, economies worldwide were still "enjoying" leftovers of the 'glorious thirty', i mean it was wild socially and economically, but what is about to happen will hit people the world over a lot harder than anything that happend during that period in time, which in retrospect was so insanely golden - no 'twas better before' shit here, it was just a lot easier to pick up a job and make a decent living back then, one would recover much easier than in today's economy is my point
Back from graduation. Glass of wine firmly in hand. Good lord, what an evening. By the time I found my son at the reception he had already changed out of his suit and gown. I got exactly 0 pictures of him. GG.
Not sure if this is a popular opinion or nah but I want this to drag on long enough for the float to be 100% locked in CS. Shit would get sooooo spicy.
Fucking A THIS. I don't want to leave a fucking doubt. Lock up this bitch. As in, there will be no way for any rational human being to deny that we have been duped by the all those in power.
accidentally went to the other sub and posted this because I wasn't paying attention. "Ok guys, I am back. The cereal got me so high I forgot about the stock market for a while. But I just snapped out of it and am back. Did I miss anything?" Got lost for a little. Back in the jungle.
I wish I was allowed to print $100 bills in my basement and trade them for goods and services without worrying about any legal trouble, like banks and market makers do.
McDonalds had 2 for $1 cheeseburgers yesterday. I ate a total of 1100ish calories total for the day consisting of 2 cheeseburgers, Reese's sticks, and Arizona Tea half and half. My middle aged digestive system is not happy with me.
Iβm at the point where if I go into McDonaldβs, and they ask me whether the order is for here or to go, I can always truthfully answer to go. God speed, quarter pounder and fries!
Hang in there. This is a beautiful milestone. I could recommend some Denzel Washington speeches for your son as inspiration. Love to you too and I mean that also.β€
With 10 minutes remaining in pre-market, volume (35.03K) is -41.97% compared to the same time yesterday, and is -30.36% compared to the same time last Thursday.
With 20 minutes remaining in pre-market, volume (34.11K) is -42.18% compared to the same time yesterday, and is -23.30% compared to the same time last Thursday.
Cheer me up apes! For work reasons I have to spend my cake day evening alone in a hotel room. I'll be having a beer, ordering room service and watching cricket, with one eye on the ticker.
The barely stay afloat all week. AH they pump their Asian market positions. The manage to last til the weekend so they can pump their shitcoins for three days.
Timing is sus too. Kotaku always does hit pieces on Gamestop and jumps and emphasizes the negatives. Also I've had negative GS employee posts pushed to me. Not saying there aren't some legit gripes and issues though.
Interesting day. No nibblers on the spoof buys, so they get canceled quickly. Looks like Kinny is taking profits on his 136 and 138's from yesterday. Kinny nibble buying 131, which to me means he doesn't have much left to sell. Reddit has been clunky all day on my end.
Wonder who's gonna win with alll the options contracts expiring on 6/10. Calls are in the $295 ranges and we already broke past the lower puts so far. Not in my wheelhouse but seems to correlate.
I have no leaders. I am an individual investor. No one else represents me or speaks on my behalf. I just like the stock. I put my money where my mouth is.
Does anyone else feel like the pressure is building? It feels like they canβt suppress another surge, so theyβre doing all they can to stop it before it starts
Okay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "SELL! SELL!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there right now, I can feel it.
It does! Kinny has been day trading a lot today to pick up some extra bucks, but overall trend is up, even with his fake dips. Solidly popping 150 will be nice!
GME π¦βοΈπ¦π Every trade needs a buyer and a seller. Nobody sells at these prices. Price is wrong. Market is fake. Up you go GME. ππππππππ
With 10 minutes remaining in pre-market, volume (60.37K) is up 311.80% compared to the same time yesterday, and is up 60.60% compared to the same time last Wednesday.
Computershare DD series- The Infinity Squeeze
Celsius - a popular Ethereum lending fintech platform -
Asian markets open soon. Should be able to get a read on what's to come for Monday.
MOASS, of course.
Just popped in to say the boys have made it to next weekend and are in the final four. So proud of them. See you guys tomorrow!
Is it Monday yet?
Ikr? Futures should be interesting later.
Good Morning Everyape π¦βοΈπ¦ππππWhat goes faster and faster until it stops?
Pendulum
I fucking love you apes! A year and a half of buying, HODLing and DRSing and we're still here.
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We're not fukin leaving. π¦π»π¦
Late night shower thought: SEC fines donβt even pay for the cost of the investigation.
The SEC is a joke. For some perspective, Swedish authorities fined the broker Nordnet 1% of their revenue recently, for ONE case of allowing a customer to take a small naked short position.
Looks like retail investors have become fatigued by those pesky meme stocks Google, Apple and Netflix.
I'm was feeling fatigued by holding. So, naturally I asked my gf because she's really good at holding! Now I've got purple balls. What to do?
Yodel, βHODL!β
That was a nice calm ending to the week! Enjoy the weekend while knowing Kenny and co are stressing.
Beautiful.
You too Manny.
Home from work, bong ripped, capsule popped. Doesn't look like a moass kinda day, hopefully next week. Baseball playoffs this weekend. Hopefully their bats are alive and they can advance to next weekend. Have a great weekend everyone!
Cheers! π»
Negative beta baby, gme and vix ftw!
Holy shit green. I was away. πππ
Indexes down 2-3%. Gme up. Sounds about right. LFG!
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Asked my baby what she wanted to be. She said a monkey swinging from a tree.
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In an ocean of red GME is green, just as it should be
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come on, do it! fly little rocket, fly!
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lol, us two tickerbitches commenting at the same time π€£
You know it really doesnβt matter at all, but watching Goldman Sachs go under 300 is kind of cool. Been watching banks for awhile and after 1.5 years it finally goes under 300, does it matter? No but itβs interesting to watch happen
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Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
2.1T is the new norm. Crazy
damn that's some serious red, worldwide, except China for some reason beyond my understanding, our beloved shtonk is behaving very gently compared to the broader market :)
Can't hold it down forever Kenny! It's gonna hit you like a bedpost
Wham!
Green again!
Bye Bye, American Pie
VIX!
The market is so red. Spy down to 391 currently. So much blood red. It's crazy to see
We Green!
In a sea of red!
Indeed Manny. Should be a rollercoaster of a day today, to be sure.
Here they go. Banks and hedge fucks cashing out their crypto to meet margins. Just in time to pump it all weekend again ahead of Monday.
Good Morning Everyoneπ΄ππ₯π
βWork is so sexy.β RCπ
GMEπ¦βοΈπ¦π Holy buckin snit. Market is ducked. Oh Meeteetse. Trust RC. πππ
Good Morning Apes!
mawnin' Manny :)
Good morning Apes. CPI = 8.6% highest since 1981. This is not sustainable.
yup, the big difference is that in 1981, economies worldwide were still "enjoying" leftovers of the 'glorious thirty', i mean it was wild socially and economically, but what is about to happen will hit people the world over a lot harder than anything that happend during that period in time, which in retrospect was so insanely golden - no 'twas better before' shit here, it was just a lot easier to pick up a job and make a decent living back then, one would recover much easier than in today's economy is my point
Whatβs CPI?
https://open.spotify.com/track/7b86DeAdTEH8y0H4hTNbo3?si=6QF3m-iuRZSs6NEfkV-ImQ&utm_source=copy-link
Good morning everyone!
Good morning everyone!
Morning Apes, 'hope all are doing good and enjoying some springtime. Have a wonderful Friday and an even better week-end!
Goodβ¦Morning Everyone! π On vacay in Cali, weird still being awake in premarket. π»
Back from graduation. Glass of wine firmly in hand. Good lord, what an evening. By the time I found my son at the reception he had already changed out of his suit and gown. I got exactly 0 pictures of him. GG.
N8, i know, they're ungrateful AF sometimes, or so it feels at least, but he graduated, congrats on that my friend!
Wine is the best medicine. π₯
that's life. make him put it back on. no one needs to know.
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i don't suppose you could get her secret recipe for me? i love collecting secret recipes.
Not sure if this is a popular opinion or nah but I want this to drag on long enough for the float to be 100% locked in CS. Shit would get sooooo spicy.
Fucking A THIS. I don't want to leave a fucking doubt. Lock up this bitch. As in, there will be no way for any rational human being to deny that we have been duped by the all those in power.
https://open.spotify.com/track/4TYQLBuUkIxUjOb9J8PbWL?si=fwt4kiteQOWqqx7V4rem_w&utm_source=copy-link
accidentally went to the other sub and posted this because I wasn't paying attention. "Ok guys, I am back. The cereal got me so high I forgot about the stock market for a while. But I just snapped out of it and am back. Did I miss anything?" Got lost for a little. Back in the jungle.
Lmaooo. I need what your smoking!
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power hour, yes! Go off blast!For moon Uranus! ππ
I wish I was allowed to print $100 bills in my basement and trade them for goods and services without worrying about any legal trouble, like banks and market makers do.
Shit....I'd be happy with being able to print $5s π€£
Is this the farm?
This ain't the farm...this is the fam
Looks like the algos are back to targeting max pain.
Algos gonna algo!
McDonalds had 2 for $1 cheeseburgers yesterday. I ate a total of 1100ish calories total for the day consisting of 2 cheeseburgers, Reese's sticks, and Arizona Tea half and half. My middle aged digestive system is not happy with me.
The mcds I go to gave out free small coffee's and some other merch today too.
Iβm at the point where if I go into McDonaldβs, and they ask me whether the order is for here or to go, I can always truthfully answer to go. God speed, quarter pounder and fries!
Home from work, bong ripped, cereal being munched on. Was hoping for some spicy action today since I am home early. Also tired.
A bumpy road today.
Tell me about it. One day it's construction and the next day smooth asphalt! Just after that, fucking brick.
The volume this morning. Wtf? Traders asleep?
Morning everyone. My oldest son is graduating from high school today and Iβm a mess. π₯Ή
Congrats to your family!
Congrats to your family!!!
so... do you get to kick him out?
Hang in there. This is a beautiful milestone. I could recommend some Denzel Washington speeches for your son as inspiration. Love to you too and I mean that also.β€
Congrats on your son's graduation! β€ Only happens once so enjoy every minute of it!
Tell him I said congrats! Now he gets to experience the real world!
Post flairs fucked for anyone else?
Let's see, testes, testes...
GM Everyone!π΄πππ€²π¦π
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With 10 minutes remaining in pre-market, volume (35.03K) is -41.97% compared to the same time yesterday, and is -30.36% compared to the same time last Thursday.
With 20 minutes remaining in pre-market, volume (34.11K) is -42.18% compared to the same time yesterday, and is -23.30% compared to the same time last Thursday.
Good Morning Apes!
Ello govnah
LFG!
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I believe in all of yall, but I want yall to believe in yourselves too! π₯β€οΈU
WE LOVE OUR PICKLE!
Good morning everyone!
Good Morning Everyone π¦βοΈπ¦π I hope you all have a noice day. π»
Good morning everyone!
Cheer me up apes! For work reasons I have to spend my cake day evening alone in a hotel room. I'll be having a beer, ordering room service and watching cricket, with one eye on the ticker.
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Can you settle for a NFT marketplace launch?
A green day, you say? Here, have some!
Out at a bar can hardly stand straight. Love you guys.
Have one for me as well, will you? I'll be driving a car in a couple of hours and DUI laws around here aren't exactly lax.
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if purple circles could be trusted, I'd have the float locked all on my own. Just saying.
If a DRS post has an insane number of shares, I just roll my eyes. Unless the mods verify it, Iβm not buying it.
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Guess we know who the real Spartan's are.
The barely stay afloat all week. AH they pump their Asian market positions. The manage to last til the weekend so they can pump their shitcoins for three days.
Yep. The sell off for the weekend coin pump was in full force today.
A few new tweets of NFT artists announcing they were selected for the NFT marketplace launch! We're close π LFGπ
Home from work, bong ripped. Looks like we are getting closer to touching Kennys no no numbers. Have a great night everyone.
Point to the place on the chart where the bad retailers touched your no-no.
I like that. "No, no numbers."
Things are getting tight. We "crash" to 137, or pop 139...
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I got 9000 days of zen.
Love, love!
This is so ....... exhausting.
Might I suggest a banana treat as a comfort food?
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Here is GG speech from earlier.
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I'm DRS "freshened up," GG.
I am so ready for a pop off 137!
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https://kotaku.com/gamestop-meme-stock-crypto-scam-used-games-walkout-unio-1849027868
Timing is sus too. Kotaku always does hit pieces on Gamestop and jumps and emphasizes the negatives. Also I've had negative GS employee posts pushed to me. Not saying there aren't some legit gripes and issues though.
What spooked the market this afternoon? Did JPow say something?
Possibility of economic slow down. Like will regular gas go to 4.20? It's approaching 5.00 here.
Interesting day. No nibblers on the spoof buys, so they get canceled quickly. Looks like Kinny is taking profits on his 136 and 138's from yesterday. Kinny nibble buying 131, which to me means he doesn't have much left to sell. Reddit has been clunky all day on my end.
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Goats just came in the back gate. They know how to open it themselves. The bungee I put on the gate didn't help.
They are too smart!
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Goatish ππππ
Wonder who's gonna win with alll the options contracts expiring on 6/10. Calls are in the $295 ranges and we already broke past the lower puts so far. Not in my wheelhouse but seems to correlate.
Took the tax hit and 100 more shares are on their way to Computershare!
https://youtu.be/W7npDuWZJ-E
Nice engine thruster warm up, now lets get ready for full throttle to the moon and beyond.
I have no leaders. I am an individual investor. No one else represents me or speaks on my behalf. I just like the stock. I put my money where my mouth is.
Has Dave even confirmed that he holds shares himself? I don't remember seeing anything.
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boom
151!
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Are we gonna get bitch-slapped every time we get near $150??
Could be day traders taking noon profits or...150 is scary to someone.
Does anyone else feel like the pressure is building? It feels like they canβt suppress another surge, so theyβre doing all they can to stop it before it starts
One day the pepto-bismol will stop working for Kenny.
Yeah we're pushing for $150 and they can't bring it down.
I pledge allegiance to the stonk
Okay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!" So they're panicking right now, they're screaming "SELL! SELL!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there right now, I can feel it.
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ETFs are burning and GME wants to fly!
Let this peacock fly!
It does! Kinny has been day trading a lot today to pick up some extra bucks, but overall trend is up, even with his fake dips. Solidly popping 150 will be nice!
Price action like:
GME π¦βοΈπ¦π Every trade needs a buyer and a seller. Nobody sells at these prices. Price is wrong. Market is fake. Up you go GME. ππππππππ
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Does everyone realize over the past 3 quarters that 16.6% of the entire stock of GME has been DRS'd?
I have not verified it, but I read that Dillards had a high DRS percentage.
Good morning everyone! Buckle up! Looks like a roller coaster ride today. π’
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Yeeeaaahππ₯π
Ooooh! Action! Wheeeee! ππ’ππ’π
Up she goes again ππππ
Hey SHFs - I'm not tired, but I bet you are. π© π΄ββ οΈπ΄ββ οΈπ΄ββ οΈ
With 10 minutes remaining in pre-market, volume (60.37K) is up 311.80% compared to the same time yesterday, and is up 60.60% compared to the same time last Wednesday.
Spicy