There’s a full court press on CNBC this morning about GME with a former SEC crony. I think they are trying to really hit this as hard as possible into the end of the year. Sounds like they are worried…
They all have to file yearly reports based on the fair market value of their positions. It makes sense they need to drill down GME price or else their reports would be insanely bad.
Dumb bitch. They still haven't learned. People on here are f'in nuts and will just keep buying the lower they sink it. It sinks, they buy, it jumps up, they buy. You can't fight such a retarded person. With all this money they have spent making fud, they should have just spent that money covering and we would have all went home happy selling at 1g. Rip dumbasses
Tybourne is following Lansdowne Partners in withdrawing from short-selling activities, one of the hallmarks of hedge funds. It told investors that growing passive money flows, market leverage and retail investor participation in markets have fueled volatility, hurting especially short wagers, the people said.
Maybe there will be a movie where SHFs court shorts, kiss, breakup and then get back together only to go bankrupt in the end. Not a Hallmark ending, but still a good one.
Could be why crypto dropped so hard a couple fridays ago at 12:01am of Saturday that next day. They still haven’t fully recovered. Also could be why the market bounced back so quick after the drop that day. Other institutions probably bought up their positions. Could also be how GME has been pushed down the hardest it has been in months. Some other SHF could be using their leverage to increase their positions on GME. Idk. All just theories. NFA.
Stoneco been on a hell of a dip. I made a post a long time ago (backpacking off someone else's lost post) about their returns being highly correlated to major gme put expirations
Swaps don't have to get reported until 2023 (and then the can will get kicked again). GME's SI% is so low that very few short positions will be traditional shorts, most will be swaps. I can imagine Shitadel will just eat up their shorts like with Melvin, otherwise it'll fuck them up.
Yes, everyone has a big brother they do the deals with. When I get margin called its because my older brother had enough and wants his money back, if I can't pay he takes everything I got and sells to pay back my debt. If not enough he holds the bag hoping for a better outcome or just eats the loss. This brother can't pay then you're going to the prime broker brother then the dtcc brother etc
Yup. My husband. Three years ago, pancreatic cancer. When I made that connection (it had never ever occurred to me, because no one is that evil, right??) I rage bought even more.
Pwahaaaaahaa....don't care which folds first. These SHFs need to be weeded out and burnt to the ground. They have gotten away with their carnage under SEC s watch for too long. Slaphead Gary Ginsler needs to wake the fuck up. Apes are onto your crimal intent.
It's so funny how similar this is to 2008. It's like they don't care to learn new tricks because no one ever punishes them for the old ones. Same old story. There are buildings crumbling all around us and everyone on TV is trying to sell you a condo.
When the government over regulates, or lobbyists act to change laws in their favor, you get corporatism or Crony Capitalism, which leads to these faults.
I wonder if the price dipped so low because they knew Tyborne was gonna get liquidated and they needed the price down to be able to control it when they get margin called
From a Bloomberg on the same topic : "Tybourne is following Lansdowne Partners in withdrawing from short-selling activities, one of the hallmarks of hedge funds. It told investors that growing passive money flows, market leverage and retail investor participation in markets have fueled volatility, hurting especially short wagers, the people said."
They're trying to show liquidity issues and show that the price will stay low even then. Don't fall for this shit. This price is garbage if a hedgefund has fallen with 2.8B worth margin issues on shorts.
Wasn't it predicted that the smaller short hedge funds would be the first to start failing then as time goes by it'll get more frequent and then the bigger ones start to go?
I somehow get the feeling that this is just another one who dies just because the potatoe in his hand got too hot and he couldn’t pass it to someone else in time. It must not be GME shorts only but some other stuff somehow connected - for example a swap with another party who is short GME and had to „do stuff“ which damaged tybourne in some way.
In my 30 seconds of Google-fu, I saw something saying they had ties to Tiger Management and most articles are mentioning how retail is fighting short sellers.
Do we have any data scientists of statisticians who would be willing to run the numbers and see if the amount of short hedge fund losses/closures over the last year is anomalous or statistically significant?
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There’s a full court press on CNBC this morning about GME with a former SEC crony. I think they are trying to really hit this as hard as possible into the end of the year. Sounds like they are worried…
I almost turned it on. Will wait for clips
They all have to file yearly reports based on the fair market value of their positions. It makes sense they need to drill down GME price or else their reports would be insanely bad.
Someone needs to purchase CNBC after moass
If the short positions were closed, would they be on CNBC talking about GameStop, lol? 🤔
I’m ready to sit back and hold again
Anybody have any info on this garage band hedge fund??
Probably hitting it hard this month to help manage their loses for year end financial reporting requirements.
Dumb bitch. They still haven't learned. People on here are f'in nuts and will just keep buying the lower they sink it. It sinks, they buy, it jumps up, they buy. You can't fight such a retarded person. With all this money they have spent making fud, they should have just spent that money covering and we would have all went home happy selling at 1g. Rip dumbasses
Is that Squak on the Street or..?
Of course they are pal. They expected us to shit the bed and give up and sell.
Good. That way, MOASS can be a problem for fiscal 2022, which is good for taxes.
Sounds good to me
They been doing that all year. I think they are scared of new investors jumping in so they shit on it all year.
What happened to Glacier Capital, did they Freeze their assets?
Apes found out it was a scam instantly so they threw away whatever that shill plan was going to be
Ice what u did thur
Got liquidated
Things got too hot. They couldn’t handle the heat
That was cold
Glacier capital... Damn it's been years!
They understand short interest better than you do 😂
They're about to understand it harder.
Is it still sell now, ask questions later?
Haha
Not to mention compound interest 😅.
I understand Daddy short me harder
back to bankruptcy fast
Fucking citron
They understand it NOW!
Whomp whomp
Back to $20 fast
They understand that we aren’t eating the lies they’re feeding to us anymore and they are scared.
Maybe this hedge fund didn’t have computers or degrees though
Stay tuned at 4:20:69 seconds to learn more.
Make this a tshirt
Pls explain to me tmr at 9am but don’t cancel bro
I guess they learned about the “infinit risk” part
Tybourne is following Lansdowne Partners in withdrawing from short-selling activities, one of the hallmarks of hedge funds. It told investors that growing passive money flows, market leverage and retail investor participation in markets have fueled volatility, hurting especially short wagers, the people said.
"When the general public began playing our game, it was really hard on our win rate."
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-12-15/tybourne-to-shut-2-8-billion-hedge-fund-on-short-selling-pains
That’s a lot of buzzwords for “OH SHIT, WE FUCKED UP”
Maybe there will be a movie where SHFs court shorts, kiss, breakup and then get back together only to go bankrupt in the end. Not a Hallmark ending, but still a good one.
I just like how they are pulling out of short selling right as the market has multiple reasons for going down.
Lulz
June article: $4.55B hedge fund.
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Could be why crypto dropped so hard a couple fridays ago at 12:01am of Saturday that next day. They still haven’t fully recovered. Also could be why the market bounced back so quick after the drop that day. Other institutions probably bought up their positions. Could also be how GME has been pushed down the hardest it has been in months. Some other SHF could be using their leverage to increase their positions on GME. Idk. All just theories. NFA.
Another one bites the dust.
nice find
Stoneco been on a hell of a dip. I made a post a long time ago (backpacking off someone else's lost post) about their returns being highly correlated to major gme put expirations
Ftfy: Eashwar Krishnen WAS the fund manager
Hong Kong hedge fund
All the little fishes first
Tybourne Capital
Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it
This is how a website of a shell company would look like.
I am extremely retarded...
Swaps don't have to get reported until 2023 (and then the can will get kicked again). GME's SI% is so low that very few short positions will be traditional shorts, most will be swaps. I can imagine Shitadel will just eat up their shorts like with Melvin, otherwise it'll fuck them up.
Their largest position is KE Holdings. Leading on and offline platform for housing transactions in China.
if a company's filings are showing no problems, how could they shut down? lol
Open and Shut case Johnson
Sounds so fake lol. Shell made to appear as if SHFs are going under while keeping the bigger names out of the news?
Wouldn't be the first time this happened!
not hard to look for a trail online, like a comment below found
More like the little guys are going down first
This
It looks like Tybourne has ties to Tiger Management. Just like Archegos Capital Management.
I was wondering if this was one of the Tiger/family offices.
Interesting that they describe themselves as Value Growth fund, but not short HF. LMAO
Who the fuck shorts when money is being printed so aggressively
Greedy little dicks
If a hf "closes" they still need to close their short positions, right?
Unless they can somehow get another sucker to hold their bags, like Melvin passed theirs to Kenny
That’s what I understand but I’m super slick like motor oil.
Their primes likely hold the bags and won’t unwind them until they can figure out a way to minimize losses
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Yes, everyone has a big brother they do the deals with. When I get margin called its because my older brother had enough and wants his money back, if I can't pay he takes everything I got and sells to pay back my debt. If not enough he holds the bag hoping for a better outcome or just eats the loss. This brother can't pay then you're going to the prime broker brother then the dtcc brother etc
Is it GlacialCapital 2.0? or whatever it was and short selling pain on a market that is down. What the hell is this
"Nothing to see here, move along." Said the fool to the Ape.
I read that with the timing of The Night Before Christmas. Worked out great, well done Ape
Mmmm I want to bottle up rich old men's tears and just guzzle it greedily.
Yup. My husband. Three years ago, pancreatic cancer. When I made that connection (it had never ever occurred to me, because no one is that evil, right??) I rage bought even more.
A-Diddlum, dum, dum.. Another one bites the dust.
needs one more dum
Liquidate now ,ask questions later.
I love concerned boomer faces
Yep... there are nothing but millennials hodling gme. Not a single boomer in the world who isn't part of the fuking shf scum. I get it now.
Pwahaaaaahaa....don't care which folds first. These SHFs need to be weeded out and burnt to the ground. They have gotten away with their carnage under SEC s watch for too long. Slaphead Gary Ginsler needs to wake the fuck up. Apes are onto your crimal intent.
“To shut”?
tybourne is dutch for iceberg
It's old English for "a place of public execution"
$2.8bn what is this a hedge fund for Ants?
Wait a minute. They said the covered in January 🤔
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-12-15/tybourne-to-shut-2-8-billion-hedge-fund-on-short-selling-pains
Pobrecitas.
That's a wee little domino that has fallen. hasn't it?
These are the smaller funds going under now.
Unfortunately I wasn't there to witness dinosaurs being extinct, fortunately I will witness HFs death.
Brick by Brick
“Wait what?” “Shhh” “It’s starting”
Little less starbux and avacado toast next time bubs.
RIP Dumbass
Is there a non paywalled link? There is only one on Google and it’s member-only.
Rekt
Probably one of those with only a letterbox in Luxembourg.
Some crybaby that you only hear whining and crying when they lose.
“Having liquidity problems” is the pc way to say “they’re fucking broke”.
Citron, Grizzly Research, Scorpio VC and Wolfpack Research in line....
It’s a HF in Hong Kong. Maybe they were long on Evergrande and short on GME?
Seems kinda cheap, round up to 100.
Crying hedgefund billionaires back on the menu?
Sounds like rage quitting to me!
It's so funny how similar this is to 2008. It's like they don't care to learn new tricks because no one ever punishes them for the old ones. Same old story. There are buildings crumbling all around us and everyone on TV is trying to sell you a condo.
When the government over regulates, or lobbyists act to change laws in their favor, you get corporatism or Crony Capitalism, which leads to these faults.
Knock knock, its the retail investors
First out are the ones to survive?
Well, i still haven’t got payed so i’ll just buy AND DRS some more GME
Do we know yet which trades they've made?
TIIS BUT JUST A SCRATCH
Shorting a stock should be illegal 😡
NAKED shorting should be illegal... Shorting a stock isn't necessarily a bad thing
Roy unbet
https://whalewisdom.com/filer/tybourne-capital-management-hk-ltd
Hah!
This is starting to be like that game show weakest link, who the next link? (Ominous music starts playing)
Boom
Will they cover their shorts or just move them to Papa Kenny?
Small dominoes
Sir, well, see… that IOU isnt as good as cash anymore.
Any🦍 up for a game of dominoes?
BuT tHeY CoVereD !!!!
It is the season to see hedgies taking the jump
Looks to be some interesting investments they have made~amazon, visa - take a look at them.
Tybourne has investors: Snow -- the top investors into Snow
I wonder if the price dipped so low because they knew Tyborne was gonna get liquidated and they needed the price down to be able to control it when they get margin called
Dominos falling, tick, tick,tick...
Bye Tybourne! Next?!
Is that the crying billionaire?!
https://whalewisdom.com/filer/tybourne-capital-management-hk-ltd
Trading is a tough game, isn’t it?
Time to invest in miniature violin makers.
If you squint and turn your head and have a good imagination it says 7 4 1 on his bow tie.
Kenny- Were gonna start a new hedgefund ... raise capitol as a startup then sell all our shorts to them!
Insert “it starting couch scene “
Could it be? The first domino?
Good on HR for not having one there.
I could save their business: when it dips you buy GME and then when it rips you buy GME.
1 down, 1000s to go
Trading is a tough game!
And last week the
Good allocation of funds Batman
I want the Lancia Delta Integrale HF back 😭
From a Bloomberg on the same topic : "Tybourne is following Lansdowne Partners in withdrawing from short-selling activities, one of the hallmarks of hedge funds. It told investors that growing passive money flows, market leverage and retail investor participation in markets have fueled volatility, hurting especially short wagers, the people said."
No Cell, No Sell!
Tybourn hf, who are they? Do they know things? Let's find out.
They're trying to show liquidity issues and show that the price will stay low even then. Don't fall for this shit. This price is garbage if a hedgefund has fallen with 2.8B worth margin issues on shorts.
The nice CNBC folks should always remember to mention potential max loss of short selling is INFINITE.
I wonder what they were shorting? 🤔🤔🤔. And now they’re gonna move everything probably into blue chips and buy the top. #HrFukk. The first of many
I just clipped this from a Hong Kong online rag.
Wasn't it predicted that the smaller short hedge funds would be the first to start failing then as time goes by it'll get more frequent and then the bigger ones start to go?
This makes me smile 😊
And all those shorts get moved onto the next bigger fish.
All this red in the market? Yeah, that's HFs selling off assets.
omg thoughts and prayers also sending positive vibes #weareinthistogether
When are they going to realize there we don’t give a shit about what’s said on cnbc. Buy, hodl, drs is all we care about. See you on the moon
End is near
I somehow get the feeling that this is just another one who dies just because the potatoe in his hand got too hot and he couldn’t pass it to someone else in time. It must not be GME shorts only but some other stuff somehow connected - for example a swap with another party who is short GME and had to „do stuff“ which damaged tybourne in some way.
BULLISH
How TF is your Bloomberg channel so clear?? Mine looks like dogshit wrapped in catshit all the time…
Thank you Bourne
This is the way
I think they are Daddy’s bitch now!
In my 30 seconds of Google-fu, I saw something saying they had ties to Tiger Management and most articles are mentioning how retail is fighting short sellers.
Wtf is TOP?
WHo is she??
Do we have any data scientists of statisticians who would be willing to run the numbers and see if the amount of short hedge fund losses/closures over the last year is anomalous or statistically significant?
University of Michigan commits $50m to Tybourne Capital’s latest private fund
Whoopsy