Its like Our economy after war. It starts small, you think nothing would happen, and then your arse gets torn apart so Hard you enter another Dimension.
Oh that’s what that was?! I was at the tailor getting fitted for slacks and he just pulled it out and measured me up. It was weird that he made me get erect, but I’m no tailor, so I don’t know.
I find it weird that only the Asian dicks are uncircumcised. I know off the top of my head lol, Ireland. Germany, and Italy have really low circumcision rates.
Where does this data come from? I have never reported, nor has my doctor measured, my boner size. But if someone has the link to the Boner Size Reporting website…
Can confirm ince got my hands on a condom at 16-17 tried it on and had about 3-4 cms left i tried to pull it down to base but didn't work so i said fuck it and threw it in the bin
It took me a long, long (no pun intended) time to realise that not EVERY woman, or any gender for that matter, care that much about the size of one’s penis. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not naive enough to say there are people out there that don’t have a preference of size, but for the most part it’s not the most important thing.
Are these just lengths measurements, or did they measure for the adjusted penis size? Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
How accurate can this possibly be without having every bloke from each of these countries line up to be measured? And is there a job vacancy to do so???
You could just use numbers... I never realized how weird this thing is, but know when I compare one versus another... Is it shows average shape as well or what, why this picture exist
I know for a fact the Middle Eastern countries are lying because penis enlargement is one of the most common searches for men there. There was a story out there that the Saudi’s were the biggest fundraiser for penis enlargement research.
Please note:
Did they remember to adjust for the liars?
You mean the out-liars?
That's kind of the issue with these compilations. Some are legit measured by doctors. Others are self reported by the guys themselves.
Thank you Japan and China for making my 5.5 inch dick feel huge for the first time in my life.
Oh ha! I didn't even look at the small ones!!
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I was also wondering this
And why did they give the US penis the most pronounced vein out of all of them? So many questions.
Yeah weird. German here. Our cocks don't look like that. Wtf.
The whole chart is fiction
Maybe they wanted feedback to be sure. Am American can confirm. Lol
Well obviously the American one is circumcised and extra veiny because of our collective high blood pressure
And is the girth an actual average too, or is it just for show? Because the girth is ultimately what matters more to me, just saying...
Did you ask, why did OP not deem it necessary to elongate?
Not sure, but if anyone wants to know what my American dick looks like, its exactly like the one shown for America there.
Yeah like the Italian dick is just a little bendy in a weird way, but I like to imagine that's just how they look over there!
Exactly.! Also, there is no foreskin on the Indian dick.! Lol
Didn’t the US airdrop extra large condoms that were mislabeled as smalls during the Korean War as psychological warfare?
Idk but if they did that’s fucking hilarious
It was onto communist nations during the Cold War and it reportedly freaked them out
I believe so.
Mislabeled implies a mistake. Very much intentional lmao
Fucking German ice cream cone dicks with the tiny heads are the worst!!
Its like the opposite of Madonnas cone titties back in the 80s.
Its like Our economy after war. It starts small, you think nothing would happen, and then your arse gets torn apart so Hard you enter another Dimension.
The Japanese one doesn’t look blurry enough to me. I call BS on this whole thing.
Porn has taught me that all Japanese people have pixelated genitals and I refuse to accept any information that says otherwise.
This comment deserves so many more upvotes
Clearly Ecuadorian propaganda.
They literally have big dicks for being such small men. 5.5 foot tall with a 5.5 inch dick.
Why have I never been asked to represent my country?
Hey don’t you go bringing our numbers down
they only want exemplary specimens that will make the country proud.
Next time.
I remember the great penis census of ‘08
Oh that’s what that was?! I was at the tailor getting fitted for slacks and he just pulled it out and measured me up. It was weird that he made me get erect, but I’m no tailor, so I don’t know.
Lmfaooo everyone coming at Ecuador, but no one is batting an eye at the Congo
But you have to be in the congo though
Lebanon be lying too.
I don’t think this is true. I think it’s a phallicy
Dick move
All hail the god of penis
Yeah, this chart is all cocked up
Is this a dick chart that I see? No, it's just a phallicY!
I appreciate the veins on the chart
oddasfuck
Man no wonder the Germans started a world war. Who knew their weiners were so severely deformed?!
They are shaped in the armor piercing configuration. For war obviously.
Average!!
Lol
Wars have been started for less.
Not if you’re japan.
Hahaha! who made this? what a dick move.
They were hard-on a few countries.
Germany has a weird shape. I have never seen one like that.
I'm german and even I have never seen one like that.
I handed the phone to my boyfriend and asked what was wrong with Germany LOL I’ve never seen one like it either.
It was an interview or did they actually measure?
Average penis size cannot be accurately gathered without having the scientists literally measure the dicks themselves.
Well done… I just spent five minutes zooming in on a bunch of dick pics
I find it weird that only the Asian dicks are uncircumcised. I know off the top of my head lol, Ireland. Germany, and Italy have really low circumcision rates.
A couple just look like the foreskin is pulled back. I think whoever made this chart just had a little too much fun drawing different kinds of dicks.
This guy is really speaking from the 'top of the head'
Lol, take my upvote. Hopefully it doesn’t get cut.
factsijustmadeup
I dunno about the numbers, but i do think studies have been done on dingus sizes worldwide
Source: Trust me bro
Poor Korea
Poor Ecuador. Those women walk with a permanent limp
The poor Spaniards got that hammerhead shark dong profile.
What if this whole chart is just deep state propaganda to fuck with Korea? /s
On the flip side, I could probably do well as a Korean porn star.
Who went around and measured all these cocks?
Lars von trier
I think they just got my ex to write down her 'history'.
Hmm is that the average shape for each country haha!
Not fair its cold right now
Where’s my tape measure?!?
Where's my yard stick?!
Make sure to Measure from the underside for a self esteem boost
Please note:
Kinda wish they used cm so we'd all feel a little longer.
mm
Cum?
For science and whatnot, are we talking flaccid or erect here?
If it's not erect, a lot of men are going to cry themselves to sleep tonight.
Erect. Absolutely.
As an Indian guy, I've never been happier to see South Korea on a map.
Alternate title: Chart of Honesty by Country
This is a double blind study for pathological liars.
What's funny is that I'd seen the report about 8 years ago when I was in University.
Bruh momento
Fucking Germany with that traffic cone!!
I turned my phone to landscape mode to investigate further.
If its thicker than a pringles can, it deserves a girth certificate.
I like smaller 🤗
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Where does this data come from? I have never reported, nor has my doctor measured, my boner size. But if someone has the link to the Boner Size Reporting website…
Looks like I’m moving to South Korea
To fit in?
I see no 3.5.....have they abandoned me????
World Health Organisation found that India had the smallest average to the point that standard condoms don’t work in India. Too big for them.
Can confirm ince got my hands on a condom at 16-17 tried it on and had about 3-4 cms left i tried to pull it down to base but didn't work so i said fuck it and threw it in the bin
It took me a long, long (no pun intended) time to realise that not EVERY woman, or any gender for that matter, care that much about the size of one’s penis. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not naive enough to say there are people out there that don’t have a preference of size, but for the most part it’s not the most important thing.
And then you meet that one random girl who’s absolutely obsessed with dick size
I guess I need to learn my flags lol
Guess I’m Egyptian 🗿
I don't need to read anymore than this and I don't care that it was uploaded on a potato. Above average, high five
What’s most interesting is that we’re all debating the accuracy when the source admits they have no source.
In the US we make up for it by buying big trucks
Kim Jong-Un makes so much more sense to me now..
“Little rocket man” as trump put it
This is funny, but complete BS. If you have a 6” penis anywhere on earth you’re in like the top 5% on dongholders. Facts
I loled at “dongholders”.
porn is so indescribably far from reality
6.1 I presume..?
Don’t know the stats on this myself but can see how that could be the case due to sheer numbers.
[Books first flight to…checks chart Ecuador] 😇
Girth > length
Found the korean
This is not fair! They didn't account for yaw!!!!
Are these just lengths measurements, or did they measure for the adjusted penis size? Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
I’m terrified at whatever is going on in Germany.
How accurate can this possibly be without having every bloke from each of these countries line up to be measured? And is there a job vacancy to do so???
It’s more that the entire chart is just lying
I know why I love Lebanon.
I'm telling you the information in this graph is not complete, this is just the tip.
Nah, I think it’s the base
For the rest of us, here are the conversions, ordered from top to bottom, left to right:
I’m Korea I’d be a rockstar
Does average include both men and women?
Inclusive I see. Very based
They’re all black though??
Yeah, none of them are Cockasian
Above average!!! (Slightly)
It’s good to know if making above minimum wage.
I didn't expect the different shapes. If we're going into detail may as well account for girth. lol
I like that they're all shaped different. There's a lot of variety out there.
Inversely proportional to the percentage of men who lie about their penis size
Still winning against Mars. Taking out a whole planet, please and thank you.
How did they pick the shape for each country? Is that the average shape?
What is going on with that German wedge? Are the schnitzels there shaped like doorstops?
Fleabag’s stepmum’s art installation
What a pile of horseshit
whoever drew them things has way too much free time
German penises are apparently shaped like a wedge
As an Ecuadorian… can confirm. The guys I’ve slept with there have some pretty big dicks for being 5’7-5’9.
So does each country have some sort of penis size registry? Are we working on the honour system? Because those numbers are skewed for sure…
Hey at least Americans have a veiny one
The American one would be a sort of a world average right?
Held mine up against my phone for comparison. Phew… was I relieved. All we’re way smaller!
Well let be the 1st to say that doesnt match mine to the country
These values are always so discouraging to see.
90 day fiancé agrees
TIL I’m from Congo
I’m huge in India.
Saving this for no reason at all
Flaccid or hard?
I have to assume hard. I would be shocked if there was a place where the average dude packs a 7" soft hog in his pants all day.
Being an American I can only say … thank God for Asia!
Country Erect length Bodysize Percentage of height
Source: your mom
WARS are probably started in the LOCKERROOMS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like it's time to move to South Korea.
Wow, I feel amazing right now, for a few reasons
Clearly they didn't adjust for TMI
All I'm saying is, I'm doing everything in my power to get the USA average up boyz.. and I don't think it's working.
This whole chart is dick!
Gotta take it to the base, hunty!
Can’t get over all the people that are butt hurt over this.
No Russian pp I’m very disappointed
im moving to india or korea to be the big man in town🍆😀
Lol the fact that they are all different shapes and angles is fucking funny
I’m slightly triggered that the pic references inches yet shows measurement in CM.
Well looks like my self esteem has been boosted thoroughly. Thanks Dad for my above average member.
Measured from top or under the penis? From one side I reach Eiffel Tower height From other side just…Arc de Triomphe 😤
Indian here, fuck off whoever made this.
It's okay as long as you have a good personality anon
Yeah I’m definitely from the top center country for sure
You could just use numbers... I never realized how weird this thing is, but know when I compare one versus another... Is it shows average shape as well or what, why this picture exist
now we know where to go on vacation
No shit, the shape of the US one is just…that’s just a silhouette of my dick.
Idk why each peen is different but I'm not sure if that makes this post better or worse
Wow, what happend to mexican?
are these cold, default, or erect sizes?
I know for a fact the Middle Eastern countries are lying because penis enlargement is one of the most common searches for men there. There was a story out there that the Saudi’s were the biggest fundraiser for penis enlargement research.
Bout to head to korea so I can confindently say my dick is average.
Kinda wild, guys in Congo’s dicks are literally twice as big on average as Korean guys. Life just ain’t fair sometimes.
Please enlighten me on how they gather the results for this “dick pulling contest”? 😂
In one hand, my ego is thoroughly stroked knowing I'm well above average for my country.
I may be below average in penis size but I’m above average in height and hair follicles so I win anyway
Fuck does Hongkonger count as Chinese
TIL I will stare at dicks for so many minutes if you just put numbers near them.
Wait, who tf gathered the data and how TF did they do it :l