Now, to complete the homage, he just needs to show up on the set of his next movie still wearing the mustache and force them to cover it up with hideous CGI.
Sadly yes, I've enjoyed the books and was quite looking forward to the movie, I have faith in Gosling but other than that I do get the feeling this could be really bad.
Albert Fish was born May 19th in New York City in 1870. He was known as 'The Gray Man' and 'The Werewolf of Wisteria'. He was a serial killer who slayed children and ate them. When police asked a woman to describe him she said he was "gray in both appearance and demeanour". The child rapist and cannibal Fish boasted that he had children in every state. He only chose victims who were either mentally handicapped or African American. Fish tortured, mutilated and murdered the youngsters with a meat cleaver, a butcher's knife and a small handsaw, solidifying his reputation as the most vicious child slayer in criminal history. Though barely literate, Fish wrote taunting letters to the parents of his victims gruesomely detailing how he slayed, butchered, cooked and then with great enjoyment dined on their offspring. He would inevitably declare that a child's roasted rump was the most toothsome dish in all gastronomy. Additionally, Fish was a masochist and would insert wool doused with lighter fluid into his own anus and set it alight for his own enjoyment. Fish was finally arrested and he immediately began confessing to killing 700 children. He was dizzyingly happy, smiling as he described the grisly details of the tortures and the murders appearing to the detectives 'as the devil himself'... I mean this guy was a real jerk!
How do we know which select theaters its going to be in? And any possibility with the new rumor that Netflix is going big on theatrical releases affect this movie?
I really like all three of these actors but honestly, after reading the synopsis and looking at the posters, I don't have high hopes for this film. Hopefully I'm proven wrong and it turns out to be good.
I hope that at the end of the movie, just before our heroes walk off into the sunset and apropos of nothing, they look off screen and see a dancing guy in a gray morph suit and say "Huh... look at that Gray Man." Smash cut to The Gray Man title card and credits
"A person's emotional expression is like a fingerprint. We've developed software that scans every public camera and uses facial expressions to build an emotional map and create this fingerprint. Anyone with any sort of emotional expression can be identified and caught."
The Netflix logo for movies is almost like Seeing a poster with the Freeform or Oxygen Network logo for me. Power of the Dog and a few other originals have been good. But damn if most of their movies aren’t mediocre
Finally, after all the flack Netflix has got in the past few months, this looks to be something actually good, maybe even a new big franchise for them.
The Man from Uncle and This is War comes to mind - a lighthearted action romper with 2 competitive, charismatic leading men. Neither did well commercially though.
Damn did Ethan totally drop Michelle Monaghan for Elsa? I know he let Monaghan go, but it seemed like she was still his heart. Elsa is a better fit though, obviously.
When the CIA's top asset -- his identity known to no one -- uncovers agency secrets, he triggers a global hunt by assassins set loose by his ex-colleague. IMDB
He was gray in both appearance and demeanor
This guy was a real jerk!
The most toothsome dish in all of gastronomy.
There is still a stigma against being a psychosexual masochist
their skin is too smooth
Chris Evans looks like a wax figure.
Looks like Doctor Strange
The Uncoarseable
https://youtu.be/m75OSHbzb8s
Grayman....aa aaaa aa....fighter of the Whiteman...
Champion of the SUN
Literally the first thing that popped up in my head when i saw the poster
I'm just glad that K could reunite with Joi.
Oh fuck that’ll be cool
Skin: Enhance.
Swell, another Ryan Gosling movie. New personality dropping soon boys
Holy hell, Gosling’s last movie was First Man back in 2018.
Mfs tell me "You've changed." Ofcourse I had to change, a new Ryan Gosling movie came out.
I can’t wait to watch literally me on the big screen
Strong and silent w a mysterious past or strong and silent w a dangerous past? Can't wait
I can already tell he’s literally me
Wait for the fourth poster with me Thirsty The Unquenchable. Cause I can’t get enough of that shit.
Chris Evans has that effect on me
Trailer premieres tomorrow
wouldn't former classmates recognize him?
jesus christ it’s jason Bourne.
The CIA’s most skilled mercenary whose true identity is known to none…
This sounds so generic it might have been written accidentally by a machine learning algorithm
Synopsis makes it sound awful.
That is a terrible name for a protagonist.
that sounds like such a basic plot that ive seen hatched from so many other spy flicks, i am 100% in and watching this for free on the netflix
Hmm, this is going to cause problems with my spy thriller featuring my completely unique and new main character Tribunal Aristrocrats.
Kinda sounds like a movie version of Burn Notice.
I thought it was about Albert Fish and his taint full of needles.
I dont really know why peopel are shitting on t his, it sounds dope. Action movies dont need these insane complex stories behind them.
that’s a great name for someone trying to blend in, I mean who doesn’t know a Court Gentry
"Hear me out: John Wick 3 but also with some CIA shit for no reason.
So basically a similar plot to John Wick.
Given that Evans looks like a clean cut Begbie from Trainspotting, the psychopath shit tracks.
Also, lady is in it.
Thought that first one was a Doctor Strange poster for a second
SAME
He's literally me
Evans looks like he watched Mission Impossible and wanted to be like Cavill
Now, to complete the homage, he just needs to show up on the set of his next movie still wearing the mustache and force them to cover it up with hideous CGI.
Who wouldn't want to be like Cavill?
Wait, you didn't?
Instead he looks more like Pablo Schrieber from Orange is the New Black or Jim Carrey in Me Myself and Irene
*Looks at posters.
Is anyone else getting the feeling that this movie is gonna suck?
Sadly yes, I've enjoyed the books and was quite looking forward to the movie, I have faith in Gosling but other than that I do get the feeling this could be really bad.
Premiering on Netflxi. yeah like 95% likely gonna suck.
Yes, it basically worse than any direct to vhs movie was
Wow, I'm thinking the exact opposite.
oh yes.
Yup. The snowman vibes
These look like unnecessary de aged posters for a generic action film with tag lines that are superficial.
Yeah the marketing here is terrible and very dated.
Is he actually de aged in the movie or is just the poster being overly shopped?
my dad’s 70’s porno stash was on VHS tapes
Chris Evans looking like Farva 80 pounds ago
it’s like they went to the same person who (mis)handled Laura Dern’s poster for the new Jurassic World movie
wait they deaages chris evans?
where’s albert fish?
You’re thinking like Albert Fish now!
I'm getting that pins and needles feeling for some reason
LITERALLY ME
Hollywood master class season 4? ;)
The only thing I could think of when I saw that this movie exists. I'm sure it'll come up somehow
Dude is orange, not gray.
Yeah but The Orange Man would be a verrry different movie.
Where's Dhanush ?
Albert Fish was born May 19th in New York City in 1870. He was known as 'The Gray Man' and 'The Werewolf of Wisteria'. He was a serial killer who slayed children and ate them. When police asked a woman to describe him she said he was "gray in both appearance and demeanour". The child rapist and cannibal Fish boasted that he had children in every state. He only chose victims who were either mentally handicapped or African American. Fish tortured, mutilated and murdered the youngsters with a meat cleaver, a butcher's knife and a small handsaw, solidifying his reputation as the most vicious child slayer in criminal history. Though barely literate, Fish wrote taunting letters to the parents of his victims gruesomely detailing how he slayed, butchered, cooked and then with great enjoyment dined on their offspring. He would inevitably declare that a child's roasted rump was the most toothsome dish in all gastronomy. Additionally, Fish was a masochist and would insert wool doused with lighter fluid into his own anus and set it alight for his own enjoyment. Fish was finally arrested and he immediately began confessing to killing 700 children. He was dizzyingly happy, smiling as he described the grisly details of the tortures and the murders appearing to the detectives 'as the devil himself'... I mean this guy was a real jerk!
The more I learn about this Albert Fish guy, the less I like him.
I see Evans has got a real pornstache.
Lucas Lee making a comeback
Chris Evans and Ana de Armas had so much chemistry in Knives Out. Hopefully this would be good too.
How do we know which select theaters its going to be in? And any possibility with the new rumor that Netflix is going big on theatrical releases affect this movie?
Cinemark has had a deal with Netflix for the last year, I would assume it will be playing at many of those.
I thought this was about Albert Fish.
I don’t know whether to be disappointed or not that this isn’t about Albert Fish…
This was my first thought too!
I really like all three of these actors but honestly, after reading the synopsis and looking at the posters, I don't have high hopes for this film. Hopefully I'm proven wrong and it turns out to be good.
I’ve read the book and I just can’t relate the images I’ve seen to the book, it’s unsettling.
That is a very hot cast
Don't get your hopes up. Halfway through the movie Netflix will cancel it.
The unwatchable.
These are the Characters poster.
Ugh. The book series is quite good but these make it seem lame. Similar to when they tried to make American Assassin into a movie.
100000% agree
Three posters of three very attractive people.
YOO, DHANUSH TOO!?
Aw sweet, new personality dropped!
Looking like Dr Strange's younger brother
I hope that at the end of the movie, just before our heroes walk off into the sunset and apropos of nothing, they look off screen and see a dancing guy in a gray morph suit and say "Huh... look at that Gray Man." Smash cut to The Gray Man title card and credits
So Bourne Identity meets John Wick?
"A person's emotional expression is like a fingerprint. We've developed software that scans every public camera and uses facial expressions to build an emotional map and create this fingerprint. Anyone with any sort of emotional expression can be identified and caught."
Not gonna lie, thought it was Nic Cage!
This about Albert Fish?
A film about Albert Fish?
That guy was a real jerk
Toothsome dish
I thought this movie was going to be about Albert Fish lol
Orange and blue posters are so generic at this point.
The Netflix logo for movies is almost like Seeing a poster with the Freeform or Oxygen Network logo for me. Power of the Dog and a few other originals have been good. But damn if most of their movies aren’t mediocre
Why did they have to use orange and blue again like all the other AAA movies?! I legit thought this was another poster for Dr. Stange for a second.
Wow that looks shit
Whoever this gray man is, it’s not one of them. These people are orange.
I think this movie has the most attractive Top 3 billed cast of all time?
I think i'll watch anything if Ana De Armas is in it
I can’t really explain why but Ryan Gosling just looks like someone who’d get caught
Literally me
Sign me up for anything with Ana De Armas in it.
This movie and Cherry is about to show how boring the Russo Brothers are at Directing movie
Disappointed this isn't a movie about Albert Fish.
I'm a simple man. I see Ana de Armas and I upvote.
Finally, after all the flack Netflix has got in the past few months, this looks to be something actually good, maybe even a new big franchise for them.
Is every guy on this film on their mustache game?
Looking forward to 'The Gray Man 4: Undealt business '
Man, did they ever get a bunch of ugly people for this movie. Just, super unattractive people.
Ever since someone said gosling looked like zohan in the images, I can't unsee that now
Remind me of zohan
The Man from Uncle and This is War comes to mind - a lighthearted action romper with 2 competitive, charismatic leading men. Neither did well commercially though.
The unkempt goatee.
I was going to post a joke comment like: "It looks so forgettable and uninteresting, is that a Netflix film?"
Ah really sucks this is PG-13 not R. The Gray man is a very merciless violent dude, I’m on book 2 now, isn’t really a way PG-13 will do it justice.
Someone approved these.
Chris Evans looks douchey with a moustache
Damn did Ethan totally drop Michelle Monaghan for Elsa? I know he let Monaghan go, but it seemed like she was still his heart. Elsa is a better fit though, obviously.
Ryan Gosling as Nicholas Cage
I thought it said "The Gravy Man" at first...
Kinda seems like another cash grab Netflix movie that wants to attract watchers with big names
Oh! The Gray Man.
Is that Chris Evans or Ray fucking Purchase???
Why can’t Netflix do posters? They spend all this money on these movies and then it feels like they ask the intern to do it at the last minute.
The Unwatchable
get ready for something utterly soulless
The photoshopping is horrendous. Almost didn’t recognize gosling.
T H E U N W A T C H A B L E
well I know I hate mustaches on Chris Evans now
Sees Netflix logo…
Are you sure that's not Jamie Dornan?
Netflix spent over 200 million on this, it better not suck!
Definitely misread the word "Gray"
Ana de Always. I lover but she seems to be in every movie these days.
None of these men are gray. Come on Hollywood
Time to change my personality
Yes.
Looking more orange to me
Ryan gosling as Doctor Strange
He looks like a good Gray Joe
Why pay money to see it in theaters when it'll be on Netflix like 1 week later?
Netflix = straight to VHS
Gray….? He looks more like he is various hues of red and orange to me.
Had me until the Russo bothers directing. Hard pass.
This movie is probably going to be bad but it has two of the most attractive people on the planet in it - so I'm looking forward to it.
Only The Driver Forgives
Nice
Really excited for this!
I wonder how many scenes will have him ripping shipping labels off as he navigates through the collapse of the thin veneer of society.
They were filming this last summer where I live. Days and days of gunfire and car crashes. Good fun.
Clearly he is orange
They are not gray.
But none of them are gray :/
They look so uncomfortable
*please be good, please be good, please be good*
Maybe a dumb question, but why are all the movie posters at the moment orange/teal?
It's been this way for years.
They named their movie after their favorite color tone.
This movie is gonna suck and that sucks because Gosling has maybe never been in a movie that sucks.
This poster is terrible
I don’t understand these posters that look so fake.
Gosling looking like Adam Sandler lol
All three have a mole on the left side of their faces. I figured out who the killer is.
Will the unstoppable have a shield and a wise cracking friend with a jet pack?
Anyone thought the poster said "The Gay Man"?
These posters are bad and they should feel bad.
Seeing Netflix now means it's probably gonna be meh..
orange man?
It’s not giving
When the CIA's top asset -- his identity known to no one -- uncovers agency secrets, he triggers a global hunt by assassins set loose by his ex-colleague. IMDB
Mid incoming
Ryan don't abandon us ever again
Ana shooting some more armas let's gooo
More like The Gay Man
Gosling and de Armas reunite! Hell yea
I’m not feeling the moustache or the goatee
Just... Just take out the R 👀
Yessssss lessssss gooo🙌🙌🙌🥳🥳🥳
These look almost cg/animation
The Grain Man?
Do I think it’s gonna be amazing? No. Will I be watching? Yes.
My heart sinks every time I see the Netflix logo.