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  1. Read it again, carefully this time. It's being purchased as part of a $290M project. There aren't 290M doses, but $290M worth of doses being purchased.

  2. Honestly, iodine tablets should cost wayyyy less than $1 each...not saying good ole Uncle Sam ever tried to get a bargain, I'm sure some of our friends at Pfizer or J&J or their equivalent are making about a 500% mark-up on that gubment contract, but $290m ought to buy us all a dozen doses.

  3. I know we are talking about legs here, but anyone need a Handa?

  4. I mean I've never turned down a Handa before, don't plan to start today!

  5. OP wife’s boyfriend doesn’t use condoms

  6. His convo with an ex who still has that much entitled bitchiness…then you see his portfolio. She still pegs him on the reg.

  7. How about the "my husband stole 45k from my step-son to pay off our debt. If I let the step-son impregnate me do I still owe him the money?"

  8. The real problem when your partner bakes delicious things is... You end up eating them all the time and getting fat. Can't resist the temptation when the house always smells like cookies.

  9. You need jesus, don't go simping over small children sicko. As a kid she was a kid, not a "cute girl with potential" unless you're a pedo...

  10. You put the money in and then you wait for it to mature then make a hefty withdrawal

  11. There are only two things in this world I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's culture, and the Dutch.

  12. "Deeaawy Bewov-ed, we are gavvered here today in cewebwation, to wed We Wives and Wedditors..."

  13. Banana is already done. More creative ways plz. Eggplant maybe?

  14. Some of the big players (CNN, Yahoo) are thinking it'll get higher than that. Who knows though...they might be tripping!

  15. Trust me, so many wealthy people use trauma in their past life as excuse to hoard and be greedy, I had a boss cry when he said the bonus couldn’t be returned because it all went 😂 in a fucking boat and then he had the balls to tell all of us to be grateful we have a job 😂

  16. Cool. Lets redefine what a recession is. Why not. Cant have one that way.

  17. Calls on...fascism to get us out? Preferably somewhere else, it works out better in the end that way.

  18. Europe has seen a wave of right wing agitators over the past few years. It's now a global race to see who can produce the next Ass with the funny mustache.

  19. I did obviously set it up for a right winger because it was fascism last time, but maybe we shouldn't be too exclusionary...there are a few on the left who have already been more than willing to enact sweeping change with the stroke of a pen when it's "for everyone's safety." Let's not rule out the perfectly quaffed hair up in Canadia.

  20. She works at the Dickens Beverage Company, famous producers of Dickens Cider.

  21. WELLL in fairness they've been stashed in my bank account for a while now, but I'll buy every copy of that sweet sweet ass the printer can put out :)

  22. Well yeah when he’s a few hundred miles from the nearest major city then it becomes a weekend getaway at best… ain’t no hop n a skip 20 min down a highway…

  23. I hear you, but having lived in both you sure save a ton of money when you have to WANT to go out and spend it instead of just eating out all the time because it's convenient. If you're trying to save for something or put money away for early retirement it's not a bad call.

  24. Nah but I got 5 bucks and something for you behind the Wendy’s dumpster

  25. Chris redfield? Sounds more like a job for Chris Hansen.

  26. in all honesty... i thought the "it" word would be the one that sets people off... the times we live in....

  27. He was banned because it went viral and people got butt hurt that...he made a successful joke, I guess? They were probably the same ones who rooted for the other team in the homecoming game just so the quarterback wouldn't get laid.

  28. Him getting banned makes it all the more funny. You guys act like this is an exclusive club that’s hard to get into.

  29. The real joke is how many people think this guy's order is gonna execute. At all. You dont have enough money to buy even one call. Why in God's green earth do any of you people think this will happen?

  30. Assuming it's real...which it's obviously 99.9999% not, but assuming it is...couldn't he just sell the options themselves? Or like...some small percentage of them, the numbers are fucking massive so even if he could only turn over 5% or something he'd have more money than the rest of us will ever see right?

  31. The consequences aren't adversely affecting him nearly as much as they're adversely affecting the rest of us. That's the issue. Usually when someone does/says something stupid or otherwise unacceptable and then removes or hides it from the record it's thought of as a cover-up, which is a bad thing. It's a bad thing because we need all the information to make decisions about who we want to lead and represent us.

  32. If that's the case, we should just roll this whole democracy thing up. People are too dumb to know what's good for them so someone should just decide what's best...but who decides? Does the most ruthless, power hungry Stalin figure just percolate up to the top? Mao? The 20th century says yes. That makes it less complicated: then everything really gets spoon fed to you, and if you try to resist you get the old "You're too stupid to be good for society, run along to the gulag and starve to death." Still one final freedom though, you get to decide whether you eat your children or they eat you!

  33. Debunked. They fired the guy because he wasn't investigating corruption.

  34. I think they fired him because he wasn't investigating corruption "the right way"

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