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  1. I didn't go to college. Instead I decided to be a highschool drop out with an IQ of 124 and a reading comprehension understanding skill of 1011/1013 meaning I'm smarter and can understand things better than a person with a bachelor's degree because I know what school actually is.

  2. What ever game e mercs are trying to play with me.

  3. Little Biden whispering "go ahead, press the button, Do it!"

  4. 6th generational, Excessive drinking, private sector security segregative post generational tradition based multi international affiliated stocks broker sellout.

  5. Now I gotta shit like a pissed monkey in a tree.

  6. Hope you weren't holding a shit for 3 days just to let me know

  7. Nope I like dropping a fat greasy mookie staff too much to be holding it.

  8. A moment of silence for all the deep fried turkey bomb victims this year.

  9. Somewhere there's a canadian making a bead of sweat over this post.

  10. Block buster is the only thing that's gone.

  11. If the world was ending in one hour I would get and smoke crystal meth then stand on my head and jizz in my face to scare it away.

  12. "It's because I'm green isn't it, That is not a chew toy."

  13. Crop rotation. I beat you while showing you the color orange until the color orange scares you and hurts to look at and that's why there isn't an orange Teletubby.

  14. One before the middle then 3 then 5 towards the edge.

  15. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes. Put your hand in the mystery box, feel that slime. Mystery pneumonia.

  16. Big dick or hailing hitler, you be the judge.

  17. Shit puffs! Well what the fuck you standing around for let's go eat some ass.

  18. Will it burn. Let's find out. PHHHHHH>

  19. Teleportation experiments have already been underway for almost 1/2 a century now and this should give it a definite boost in the right direction.

  20. The ergonomic design is specifically for attracting babies and small children to entice them to play find the portal to christ.

  21. Wizards in your dog's ass say follow your nose where ever it goes. Then he asks if you can smell his breath he can't tell if it smells bad.

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